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19 January 2021 - Man Disillusioned With Firefox Vows to Build Own Internet

30 May 2020 - "Sorry, I Have a Boyfriend," Linux Tells Microsoft

29 March 2020 - New Linux User Declares Self Safe From Coronavirus

04 November 2018 - Linux User in State of No-Mans Land as Too Many Damn Games to Play

05 September 2018 - Schizo Linux Preemptively Wins Most Convoluted Package Manager

21 August 2018 - Gentoo User Asks Vegan Cross-Fitter to Hold His Beer

17 July 2018 - New Code Submitted to Allow Man to Replace His Own Mother With systemd

08 June 2018 - Calls Intensify for FOSS Program Names to Be More Family Friendly

10 April 2018 - DL Linux 0.0.1 Released

05 March 2018 - President Trump Says Canonical 'Just Not Rich Enough' to Be Stealing Peoples Data

02 February 2018 - GNOME is Racist, Says Gnomes

23 January 2018 - Local Man Seriously Reconsidering Relationship After Finding Girlfriend Using Nano

09 January 2018 - Entire Security Conference Forgets What SELinux Is or Does

03 January 2018 - pornfs 0.6.9 Released for Linux

17 December 2017 - Tensions Rise Between Emacs and systemd

01 December 2017 - New JS Paradigm Deprecates Variables

26 November 2017 - Study: Being Mauled by a Gay Bear More Likely Than Brasero Burning Disc Successfully

24 November 2017 - New Firefox Not Nearly Clunky and Insecure Enough for Local Man

13 November 2017 - 10 Year Old Root Exploit Found in 'man' Command

10 November 2017 - Sysad Discovers Backup Server Stuck in Recovery Prompt Since 2010

07 November 2017 - Software Projects Surprisingly Not Actually Cancerous, Says Study

14 October 2017 - RMS and Linux Wiz Kid Launch Heroic Raid on Hospital

21 September 2017 - Local Man Claims GNOME is Root Cause of World Problems

05 September 2017 - GNOME and KDE Campaigners Violently Clash Over Nothing at All, 'Both Sides to Blame'

13 August 2017 - Man Wishes He Could chmod 644 Girlfriend

23 July 2017 - Study: Friedrich Nietzsche Most Likely To Be A Gentoo User

12 July 2017 - New Owner of Secondhand ThinkPad Blissfully Unaware Just How Much It Was Used to Watch Porn

09 July 2017 - Long Thought Extinct Species of Human Found in GNU Social

24 June 2017 - Microsoft Announces Update ActiveSense

21 June 2017 - New FreeBSD User Sees Himself as Tech King of the Household

15 June 2017 - Abused, Battered USB Flash Drive Dreading Distro-Hopper's Next Foray

13 June 2017 - Man Pledges to Try Just One More Desktop Theme

08 June 2017 - Debugging Code Found in Human DNA

07 June 2017 - Police Standoff Outside House of Man Not in Sudoers File

05 June 2017 - We're Avoiding Earth Due to 'Pathetic' Software Standards, Say Aliens

01 June 2017 - Cloudvergence Wins 2017 Buzzshit Awards

30 May 2017 - Lonely Local Man Seeks More Surveillance

27 May 2017 - Parents Ashamed of Non-Hacker 'noob' Son

25 May 2017 - systemd Set to Declare Independence

24 May 2017 - FSF Releases freerus, The Free Software Virus

23 May 2017 - Richard Stallman Breaks Kid Out of iJail; Flees Across State Borders

20 May 2017 - Man Rather Pleased with Awfully Written Shell Script

18 May 2017 - There's an 87% Chance Linus Torvalds Hates Your Code, Study Finds

16 May 2017 - Ubuntu Fan Wakes from Two Year Coma, Excited to See New Unity and Convergence Developments

15 May 2017 - Arch Linux User Incredibly Anxious About Next System Update

13 May 2017 - Android David Calls GNU + Windows the 'Perfect Hybrid'

12 May 2017 - User-Hopping Distro Says They Have Finally Found the 'One'

09 May 2017 - Richard Stallman Interjects at Local Man's Funeral

08 May 2017 - KDE User in Awe as they Experience Stability for the First Time

28 April 2017 - Man Loses Will to Live During Gentoo Install

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